Mr. President

[gus danger]

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money
to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you
used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become
the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The
cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you.
Mission accomplished.
Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk
away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the
baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How
about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many
other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't.
I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela.
Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the
church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like
Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't
given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert
Hoover was a lousy president, but even he never conceded an entire city to
rising water and snakes.
On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New
Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this
country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the
other side.
So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.'

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[Hilljayne]

Excellent post Gus!

And another one to old George W....

SHUT YOUR MOM'S MOUTH!

[The Canadian Wolverine]

Unfortunately Gus you have hit the nail on
the head things are looking frustrating south
of the border remember it could be worse you
could have a QUEEN [img]confused.gif[/img]
Did I say that out loud good Post Gus your
not alone.

PEACE OUT CW

[ellanoize]

Hey gang, Wanna play a game? George Bush is really tired and needs your help to get through a maze of bubbles.

Click on a body part of George W. when ever he gets stuck on top, or between bubbles, or just give him a fling if ya feel like it.

Georgie Bush Vs The Bubbles

[CHERIECURRIE]

Good one Gussy baby!
I have to say I've never felt such disgust.. I loath this person and wonder how it was possible that he ever landed ths most important job as leader of our country. When he was reelected, I cried like a baby. Now I hope people see (or feel as I did, deep in my soul) what a mistake has been made.
That's all folks.
Love you,
Cherie

[imported_Al_Bundy]

What happened to all the talk after your election about the various states that voted against Bush joining Canada? You're all still welcome to join us. Just let us know?

Al

[gus danger]

I'm glad you liked that Cherie! I thought you might! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Here is the Bush Vacation in New Orleans photo you sent.
I love the way it genuinely captures their empathy and sincerity. [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]



Hey Hilljayne, Mrs. Bush should be in that photo too, dontcha think?!?!

Wolfie, the only thing that could be worse is if Cheney were to become pres, IMO.
[img]graemlins/cake.gif[/img] Happy Birthday BTW!!

Ellanoize, nice BUBBLE deal! Thanks for sharon!

Al_Bundy, there is nowhere on the planet, safe from these imperialists but thanks for your open door policy!
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Gus

[CHERIECURRIE]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian
soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,
nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is
a brazillion?"

[gus danger]

Good one Cherie! LOL! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Here's another FBS....funny bush story....

President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he
visits one of the classes.They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a
GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush
searches the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice he says,
"If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile
and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that
would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it
certainly wouldn't be a great loss!


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[raintown boy]

Yesterday (28th September) at Tony Blair's Labour Party conference in Brighton, England, 82 year old Walter Wolfgang - who fled nazi Germany and has been a Labour Party member for 57 years - was dragged from his seat at the back of the auditorium by large stewards and bundled out of the buidling. When a younger party member protested at the rough treatment of an elderly gentelman, he too was roughly removed from the premises. Later, when Mr Wolfgang tried to re-enter the building he was held under anti-terrorism laws. His crime? When Foriegn secretary Jack Straw claimed in a speech that Britain was bringing democracy to Iraq, Mr Wolfgang shouted 'Liar' and 'Rubbish' - barely audibly as he was at the back of the hall and doesn't have the strongest voice.